- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Praise Paisley

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

12/23/2012

roak

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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