A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Tall asians

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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