- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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