- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

So a horse walks into a barn.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

* anti-punchline

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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