Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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