- Anti Joke

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

i dont fisish anythi

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks