- Anti Joke

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Chlamydia

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?