How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Seriosly. too much sex again?

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

why did the black guy die? cancer

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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