- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

Horse.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

the sky is green no it is not

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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