- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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