Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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your life

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Eric is gay Ha

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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