- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

knock knock come in

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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