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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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