- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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