WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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