Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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