Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

call me maybe.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

France had one revolution

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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