- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

kieran is a homosexual

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

George W. Bush

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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