- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

being sober in a bar fight

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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