- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

I hate blackniggers

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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