- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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