wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What's worse than this That :(

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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