What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Women's rights.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

women's rights

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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