whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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