- Anti Joke

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.