- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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A gay man watches football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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