- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

A gay man watches football.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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