- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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