Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Yanter, Look it up

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

every knight i see an owl at window

God is real.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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