- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

So a seal walks into a club.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

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