Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

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