What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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