- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Happy Monday!

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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