Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

The FCC

What do black people eat? Food.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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