- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Happy Monday!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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