Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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The Labour Party.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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