- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

A baby seal walks in to a club

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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