why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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The government makes a good decision

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Jess Burns

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Military intelligence.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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