Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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William Raines.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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hi bye

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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