I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Dallas Cowboys

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knock knock go away

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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No joke.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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