Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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You.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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