Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Liars go to hell! -God

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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I'm Spartacus

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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