How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Potato salad

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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BIG PENIS

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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A man walks into a bar.

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Obama

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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