Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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I like your hair

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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