whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Robin, get in the car.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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