Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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