Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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I like jokes.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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