a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What what In the butt

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What's big? Jupiter.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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