Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What's big? Jupiter.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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