- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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