- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

If you were a cactus, why?

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why does the man appear fat he is

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

why are black people so fast? because there black

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