- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

im @ work, LOL.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's funny? Women's rights.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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